Toilet Birthdays

The other toilet in the mens room at the Peterborough Lions Club. While I was photographing this one, someone entered the restroom, walked into the other stall and loudly exclaimed, "Oh! That feels good." I waited until they finished and left before exiting. For the rest of the party, I tried to guess who it was.

One of two toilets in the mens room at the Peterborough Lions Club. While family and friends were toasting the beginning of Jen and Mark's life together, I was in the bathroom photographing the toilet.

The toilet in my room (#1162) at the Wilderness Lodge at Walt Disney World. A surprisingly old toilet for a theme park that prides itself on imagineering/imaginEARing® and innovation. It seems a lot newer though, so I can only imagine it's been safely tucked away in the Disney vault for most of its yEARS®.

Looked into the pot at first. A classic mistake I suppose. Luckily it was quit clean. What you recon would be a good present? A nice bottle of Harpic!

A toilet I found while attending a BBQ at a house in Queens. It's not actually brand new but rather the year was scrubbed off. It's an interesting toilet because the tank and the lid have a different date stamped on them.

Tank - Aug 12
Lid - Aug 10 AM

Not sure if the factory made them each on a different day or if the homeowners swapped their toilet lids at some point.

The toilet in the mens room at The Black Swan, a bar on the Danforth. The month was rubbed off, all it said was 27 1997, but keeping with tradition I went with January. If you're in Toronto, and you're tired of drinking with people under the age of 45 like I am, this is the bar for you.

The toilet in the mens room at an Indian restaurant called Gandhi's in Old Montreal. My time consisted of the following: vegetable samosas, a heated argument about the hand dryer and a Connie Willis sighting at the Locus Magazine table.

The toilet in the Chicago Bid party during WorldCon. They used booze-infused smoothies and friendly city reps to sway our votes. Support their efforts at: http://www.chicagoin2012.org

There is so much going on in this photo but none of it compares to what was going on in the bedroom. Mind blown. Also, that is not blood on the towel, I don't think.

Another toilet on the Con Suite floor. I used it immediately after a super villain. Apparently he needed a lot of toilet paper for his world domination plan.